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25 Responses to “Your business card is CRAP!”

1. XXXXXMintYCQyz on July 9th, 2009 at 1:10 am

   “Life Isn’t About …
   “Life Isn’t About Being Liked It’s About Being Effective”
   lmao

2. bunburyZ on July 9th, 2009 at 1:10 am

   OMG It’s Michael …
   OMG It’s Michael Scott !

3. zimfromBM on July 9th, 2009 at 1:10 am

   Oh my god! It even …
   Oh my god! It even has a watermark…

4. HELTERFUCKINGSKELTER on July 9th, 2009 at 1:10 am

   TRY PUTTING IT IN …
   TRY PUTTING IT IN YOUR WALLET!
   Your card sucks but your pitch is sound.:)

5. sprink05 on July 9th, 2009 at 1:10 am

   wow you’re kind of …
   wow you’re kind of an a** aren’t you?

6. Wraythhmark on July 9th, 2009 at 1:10 am

   My card has flying …
   My card has flying and first strike and was drawn by Wendy Pini

7. Wraythhmark on July 9th, 2009 at 1:10 am

   How did a nitwit …
   How did a nitwit like you get so tasteful

8. victoriaphibes on July 9th, 2009 at 1:10 am

   I love this comment.
   I love this comment.

9. PassiveOrAggressive on July 9th, 2009 at 1:10 am

   How can we take you …
   How can we take you seriously when it doesn’t play music when opens & doesn’t have blinking LEDs?!
   (Saved you another 25 years on how to “improve” the card.)

   You know what cards are high quality stock, embossed & foiled around $4 a pop? Hallmark cards.

   You know what else generates crowds guaranteed? Free booze.

   What do I do guaranteed? I don’t unprofessionally whore myself out using $4 cards & neither do Fortune 500 companies.

   A REAL card gives all that is needed:
   Name & Contact info.

10. Ravengate123 on July 9th, 2009 at 1:10 am

    My card is made of …
    My card is made of T-rex skin and Jesus hair. Its blessed by a Rabbi and was knighted by the queen of England. My card has a trust fund. Does your card have a trust fund?

11. highonhayek on July 9th, 2009 at 1:10 am

    WHAT DO YOU DO …
    WHAT DO YOU DO GUARANTEED?!!?
    HUH?

    HUH??!

    epic fail indeed.

12. arkhampatient76 on July 9th, 2009 at 1:10 am

    is this an audition …
    is this an audition for the new american psycho movie. if so, give him the role

13. eikonoplast on July 9th, 2009 at 1:10 am

    He draws crowds …
    He draws crowds alright. And the people in those crowds are carrying rocks, bottles, and tire irons.

14. jcolombo on July 9th, 2009 at 1:10 am

    FAIL
    About your ” …
    FAIL
    About your “info”… I AM rich.
    And in a country in which you cant be a moron and a rich man at the same time.

    By the way, I think a NORMAL person could have bought a ty card like that, for A LOT less than 4 bucks.

15. olywood9 on July 9th, 2009 at 1:10 am

    he looks like he’s …
    he looks like he’s about to have a breakdown.

16. HORGHMEAT on July 9th, 2009 at 1:10 am

    Total ownage.
    Total ownage.

17. greatorderofchaos on July 9th, 2009 at 1:10 am

    what a tit, …
    what a tit, american psycho??

18. aplagueonyourfamily on July 9th, 2009 at 1:10 am

    yeah agreed …
    yeah agreed business cards are important, but that’s a leaflet.

19. Biekdafreak on July 9th, 2009 at 1:10 am

    My card is made of …
    My card is made of chuck norris’ hair and his tears

20. WWEfanFVR on July 9th, 2009 at 1:10 am

    What the heck!?
    What the heck!?

21. VivaLaUndead on July 9th, 2009 at 1:10 am

    Joel Bauer….the …
    Joel Bauer….the infotainer

22. MHGuildie on July 9th, 2009 at 1:10 am

    hahaha “This is the …
    hahaha “This is the most impressive buisnesscard i have ever seen, its mine.” full of himself much?

23. Beeleebee329 on July 9th, 2009 at 1:10 am

    lol
    lol

24. hillshaveyes2 on July 9th, 2009 at 1:10 am

    egomaniac? lol
    egomaniac? lol

25. xwizdom on July 9th, 2009 at 1:10 am

    ooo yeah my card is …
    ooo yeah my card is made out of lunar dust with a hint of fairy cat juice lol.

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