Comments on: Your business card is CRAP!

By: XXXXXMintYCQyz

XXXXXMintYCQyz — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 06:10:05 +0000

“Life Isn’t About …
“Life Isn’t About Being Liked It’s About Being Effective”
lmao

By: bunburyZ

bunburyZ — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 06:10:05 +0000

OMG It’s Michael …
OMG It’s Michael Scott !

By: zimfromBM

zimfromBM — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 06:10:05 +0000

Oh my god! It even …
Oh my god! It even has a watermark…

By: HELTERFUCKINGSKELTER

HELTERFUCKINGSKELTER — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 06:10:05 +0000

TRY PUTTING IT IN …
TRY PUTTING IT IN YOUR WALLET!
Your card sucks but your pitch is sound.:)

By: sprink05

sprink05 — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 06:10:05 +0000

wow you’re kind of …
wow you’re kind of an a** aren’t you?

By: Wraythhmark

Wraythhmark — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 06:10:05 +0000

My card has flying …
My card has flying and first strike and was drawn by Wendy Pini

By: Wraythhmark

Wraythhmark — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 06:10:05 +0000

How did a nitwit …
How did a nitwit like you get so tasteful

By: victoriaphibes

victoriaphibes — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 06:10:05 +0000

I love this comment.
I love this comment.

By: PassiveOrAggressive

PassiveOrAggressive — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 06:10:05 +0000

How can we take you …
How can we take you seriously when it doesn’t play music when opens & doesn’t have blinking LEDs?!
(Saved you another 25 years on how to “improve” the card.)

You know what cards are high quality stock, embossed & foiled around $4 a pop? Hallmark cards.

You know what else generates crowds guaranteed? Free booze.

What do I do guaranteed? I don’t unprofessionally whore myself out using $4 cards & neither do Fortune 500 companies.

A REAL card gives all that is needed:
Name & Contact info.

By: Ravengate123

Ravengate123 — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 06:10:05 +0000

My card is made of …
My card is made of T-rex skin and Jesus hair. Its blessed by a Rabbi and was knighted by the queen of England. My card has a trust fund. Does your card have a trust fund?